The Tree House of Evolution


One would think that if any particular facts in life were unassailable, these facts would 
inspire confidence. The sort of confidence that allows one to ignore futile attempts to 
dispute them. But no; for some odd reason, the most vocal proponents of evolution 
feel somehow threatened by those with a competing agenda.

Apparently it is not enough to simply present the evidence and draw the most logical 
conclusions. One would think anything undeniably self-evident would stand on its 
own merits, and any dissenting opinions would merely flail harmlessly on the sidelines.

But no. There is a war going on that has nothing to do with the integrity of science or 
a search for the truth. It is a war that digs down to a basic disagreement of humanity, 
a disagreement that has been going on for many more centuries than Darwin or 
modern science can take credit for. This war, however resolved it may appear from 
certain perspectives, shows no signs of ending any time soon.

But whatever the truth about biological life's origin turns out to be, rest assured 
that no pooh-poohing, harsh public invective nor controversial legislation will stop the 
steamroller of progress from one day rolling right on top of it.

EVOLUTION: Members Only

Observe the canon of "evolutionary biogenesis as fact:"

As long as it lies within the bounds of Darwinian theory, those who commit effort 
toward explaining given physical phenomena are always afforded a serious listening 
ear by the scientific community. This occurs regardless of how tenuous the conjecture 
may be. However, this same ear is not lent to anyone conjecturing an equally (or less) 
tenuous explanation, if he or she happens to hail from the intelligent design "non-
scientific" camp. Thus evolutionary scientists prove by their own actions that advances 
in their field are not based on merit alone, but also on the consensus to never 
challenge the established rule set. These same card-carrying, evolutionary party 
members, when publicly called on this behavior, will simply deny it and sarcastically 
declare that "true" science is always acceptable. The last time I checked however, 
intelligent design proponents were not mixing any potions in a back room. Suggesting 
reasonable, alternative explanations for something not completely established as fact 
should garner a bit more respect than the Defenders of the Evolutionary Faith will 
permit.

What is one of the classic traits assigned to the ignorant, and to those who would halt 
our forward progress as a species?

Narrow-mindedness.

EVOLUTION: Will the real theory please stand up?

Data and scientific methods of one evolutionary theory's camp are routinely questioned 
and impugned as "inconclusive" when they do not support a different camp's theory, 
despite the inconvenient fact that a similar measuring stick could be applied to the 
accusing camp's assertions, with equally inconclusive results. Along the many branches 
that have sprouted out of the evolutionary tree, there is a great deal of disagreement 
about conjecture and conclusion, as well as data and extrapolation. I find it interesting 
these competing camps do not seem to appreciate the credibility problems this 
produces in the eyes of the rest of the "non-scientific" world. These camps keep 
trudging ahead in multiple specific directions, feeling justified and empowered within 
the impregnable tunnel of the singular evolutionary path.

With simplistic logic, one could observe and conclude that all these differing opinions 
that are being characterized as hard scientific fact can't all be true at the same time. 
The amusing abasement of the evolutionary argument occurs, regardless of the 
posturing and public vituperation against dissenting ideas, because the collective 
proponents of specific theories of evolution expose their own arguments as suspect by 
not coming to a unanimous conclusion.

This troublesome fact is most often kicked to the curb by self-righteous proclamations 
regarding the spurious nature of any ideas foreign to one's own. The one thing all 
these venerable icons can zestfully agree on is the general concept of evolution itself. 
Details, which should be the supporting structure of the general theory, are merely 
secondary elements to either support one's own specific theory, or to tear down 
someone else's. And heaven forbid any attention is paid to those irritating little morsels 
that suggest a particular interpretation of the physical evidence may not be entirely 
accurate.

I frequently get the feeling that evolution as a concept has quietly superseded the 
realm of purely scientific study. It seems to have become more of a way of looking at 
life, a philosophical filter through which to perceive everything in existence. For many, 
it has become an unquestionable authority on the state of biology, psychology, 
sociology and chemistry... or just name your field of science or qualifiable aspect of 
reality. That's a lot of power for us to impart to something.

To this I ask:

At what point did evolution evolve from science to religion?

EVOLUTION: "Thou shalt have no other gods before me."

I saw in the January 2009 Scientific American magazine, included along with the usual 
interesting articles, an unfortunate stream of propaganda squirting from its pages. I 
found an alarmist call-to-action in an article by Glenn Branch and Eugenie C. Scott, 
called "The Latest Face of Creationism." This article squawked a great deal about how 
certain community organizations in the United States have been attempting to pass 
legislation that would allow teachers (notice that reads "allow," not "force") to include 
intelligent design alongside evolution as a possible theory of biological origin.

Mind you, you and I are both fully aware that intelligent design is certainly a scientific 
retooling of creationism. There is no doubt in anyone's mind that the theories of 
intelligent design are ultimately grounded in the account of universal Genesis as 
depicted in the Hebrew scriptures. However, to suggest that intelligent design, as a theory
(not a fact), is just a deliberate bait-and-switch to force public school students to believe in 
God is not only a paranoid claim, it is somewhat insulting. To include an alternative 
theory in a biology or anthropology class is not to introduce religion, nor is it a means 
to squash scientific truth. Nowhere in these legislative attempts has anyone even 
remotely suggested handing out Bibles in science class, or making a mockery of 
evolution.

How many students disagree with the school system about the value of learning higher math? 
Quite a few of them, I dare say. Do we remove math books as a result? Of course not. 
Then why are the secular objections of some students, parents and teachers recognized as
a viable censor of any alternative biological theory? Every day, across the United States, 
students are taught evolutionary theory; where are all the religious objections one 
might expect from the community groups that are trying to "corrupt" our educational 
system? Surely, if we're on a just and even playing field, the individuals who believe
in Biblical creation are having their Constitutionally-guaranteed religious freedom
violated by being "forced" to sit through classes that effectively tell them their belief
is false.

Nonetheless, you won't hear these sorts of religious objections to evolution because in 
fact, learning about evolution in science class has absolutely no bearing on one's 
spiritual (or lack of spiritual) point of view. Therefore, how does the inclusion of an 
allegedly scientifically spurious theory like intelligent design truly threaten the 
unimpeachable "law" of evolution? Remember, evolution is proven as fact in the sense that
a single organism may develop changes in response to its environment, but it still remains
only a theory in terms of the actual origin of life on this planet. Biogenesis via
evolution has never been demonstrated by scientific method, only inferred by the current
evidence.

The fascinating thing about these frivolous accusations of Constitutional Rights violations
is that nowhere in any of these legislative attempts is it even hinted at that religion be 
"taught" or "imposed." The inconvenient fact the ACLU pit bulls, and others, do not 
appear to appreciate is that there are many reasonable and well-educated human 
beings on this planet who endeavor to think for themselves. These reasonable individuals
don't wish to usurp the Evolutionary Throne of Omnipotence... they would simply prefer to
think they have more options available than the one they are being force-fed, er, I mean,
spoon-fed from grade school on by the intelligentsia.

Does this mean I'm suggesting that evolution is nonsense? Certainly not. In their fear-laden 
reactive behavior, the vocal proponents of evolution forget it is the open mind that is 
best suited to discover scientific truth about the universe, not the members-only, 
business-as-usual attitude that only produces the same old results.

Someone can argue with you until he or she is blue in the face that two plus two 
equals seven. Perhaps at some point, the argument could become so clever that you 
actually begin to question your own mathematical faculties. The mathematical fact that 
with whole numbers, if you add two plus two you will always produce four is beside 
the point. The person has begun to wear you down, against your own confidence that 
what you know about the real world is correct.

Ironically, this technique of misrepresentation that the legal watchdogs for evolution 
fear, is the same technique used to produce the current public ethos they're fearful of 
losing. In other words, the widespread belief in evolution as the singular fact of our 
biological origin is not the result of an actual and undeniable physical proof, but a 
long history of postulating on collected evidence, and interpreting it in a similar 
fashion.

Granted, the truth of our biological origin is not as self-evident as the math problem 
mentioned, but the discourse of conjecture has been indelibly dictated by the 
pertinacious assumption that there is no feasible scientific alternative to evolution. The 
very complexity of life and the similarities between so many species, outwardly and in 
DNA, seem to hit us over the head with an obvious conclusion. Biological organisms all 
subscribe to the same rules in terms of converting matter and energy, and in 
possessing some form of input/output system able to trade information and interact 
with the environment. There are threads of traits that are common to almost all living 
organisms.

The champions of evolution insist that their explanation for these shared traits is the 
only one possible, the only one that makes any sense. I submit to you:

Even disregarding the possible existence of a creator being, I am appalled at the 
utterly pathetic tunnel vision this suggests. Are we to simply accept the insistence that 
because no one can think of a "scientifically acceptable" alternative, there can't 
possibly be one? A method of deflection that evolution's proponents have been leaning 
heavily upon in recent years is this: the attacks on evolution's verity are meaningless if 
an alternative explanation is not proffered. 

This is a glaring example of misrepresentation. Gerald Schroeder, and others with 
degreed scientific backgrounds, have published papers and books presenting facts to 
back up their own theories, which fly in the face of random (unguided) evolution. But 
the ugly truth of this matter is that it hasn't mattered how cogently any scientist 
presents his or her argument. If the argument suggests anything other than the 
Darwinian paradigm, it is immediately relegated "pseudo science" status. See the 
problem? Even when someone steps forward with a researched and well laid out 
alternative explanation for biological origins, thus fulfilling the directed demands of the 
evolutionary inquisitors, he or she is still not seriously considered.

EVOLUTION: Faith is as faith does

While we're dancing around the subject of ignorantly believing in nebulous, intangible 
entities, let's look at blind faith in another form. The non-believers in a cosmic creator 
accuse the believers of erroneously believing in an entity that can't be seen, touched, 
talked to or physically verified. But there is a great hypocrisy here waiting to be 
exposed. I've noticed that "life" itself is assigned godlike status. What do I mean?

Life (something that no reasonable person would deny is self-evident) is attributed the 
power of machining every function in our biological reality. This is of course an 
acceptable way to characterize any biological behavior, simply because life itself is a 
general term for all of biological existence. But herein lies the hypocrisy:

Scientists don't understand how life exists. They observe, examine, hypothesize, 
experiment and draw conclusions about the things that happen in life, but they have 
no idea why life exists in the first place. Now, you'd be correct in pointing out that 
what I'm speaking of is philosophy, not science. Science's inability to answer 
philosophical questions does not devalue what science can answer.

I just think it odd that scientists mundanely speak about how life does what it does, and 
then rest comfortably with multiple (different!) improbable ideas for why it exists 
in the first place. This same faith in life simply existing is not much different than faith 
in a god that can't be seen, touched, talked to or physically verified. Yes, you can see 
the table, touch it, even talk to it if you like. In the end however, if you can't 
conclusively prove how that table arrived where it is or how it was formed, then how 
can you possibly assume you know these facts based on examining the table in its 
current state?

Probable explanations are not, and never have been, facts; why is that concept so 
hard to grasp and accept?

EVOLUTION: Back to square one

The real questions regarding all the flexing and posturing of the evolutionary side are 
these:

Why are they so threatened by a theory they flippantly chuckle about as nonsensical 
and ignorant?

Why does a theory they dismiss as scientifically ungrounded produce such fear and 
retaliatory words and measures?

Up on their intellectual Mount Olympus, do these purveyors of "truth" actually believe 
a bunch of genuflecting primitives who worship a fairy tale could possibly pose any 
threat at all to a theory that is ultimately provable?

The picture these questions bring to mind is of a child who is constantly afraid no one 
will want to be friends with him, so he forms an exclusive tree house club with himself 
as leader. Anyone who challenges his leadership is banished from the tree house, thus 
ensuring his leadership will remain intact and he will always have others to play with.

The only problem with that plan is that eventually all his playmates will discover there
are other (and possibly better) places to play than the lonely child's domain.