Let's look at what it means to be free, happy and fulfilled as a human being in the United States, Canada and western Europe in 2024.
- You are free to look and behave as strange or bizarre as you wish, because standards of beauty and decorum are no longer based on the patriarchal oppression of the past, and the recipes for rebellion are becoming more extreme.
- You can 'live your truth' and 'best life' by following the trends of groups whose suicidal ideation and mental illness rates are far higher than any other demographic.
- You can enjoy life more by deciding to not have children, therefore increasing your devotion to yourself, not contributing to overpopulation, and not bringing an innocent child into the world that you inherited from selfish Boomers and Millennials who devoted their own efforts toward themselves as well.
- You can escape the unreasonably cruel reality of working hard for most of your life by supporting democratic socialism and looking forward to the government taking care of all your needs with endless paper money they print that has no real-world value and/or is generously supplied via taxes by all the rich people who don't deserve to have more money than you.
- You can enjoy the freedom of having sex with whomever you want, and with as many people as you want, because the whole purpose of sex is orgasm and no one has the right to attach any other meaning to it.
- You can enjoy potentially limitless orgasmic pleasure by utilizing vast stores of pornography online, without the risk of disease or something as outmoded as a traditionally intimate relationship such as marriage.
- You can experience the peace and safety of living in a world devoid of things as archaic and ignorant as God and the Bible, because nothing generates Utopia more effectively than sharing the planet with 8 billion demigods who all have different ideas about what constitutes paradise.
- You can relish the power of silencing, ostracizing, ruining the reputation of, and sometimes even incarcerating those who disagree with your philosophies of what constitutes the moral high ground.
- You can finally rid the world of those who find your personal activities offensive, and live on a planet that is governed not by traditional ideas regarding family and faith, but instead is driven by the more enticing Hegelian concept that there is no absolute right or wrong, with a dialectical synthesis that leads to the relativistic result of all things being permissible for all people all the time.
- You can end the judgmental hassle of religious fanatics by recognizing that human beings of all ages have full agency regarding life decisions, therefore if Minor Attracted Persons and children 'consent' to having sex, or if young children wish to make permanent life-and-body altering decisions, no law, tradition nor objecting parent has the right to intercede.
- You can rest easy knowing that school libraries for all ages will be able to provide access not only to materials that describe and graphically depict the kinkiest of adult sexual practices, but also promote every form of perverted activity imaginable in the interest of inclusion and 'education.'
- You can enjoy the power of deciding that the life inside you is nothing more than a clump of insignificant cells, and that the highest percentage potential of it living outside the womb after nine months can be righteously ignored because you personally object to giving birth to the innocent life you helped create.
- You can celebrate the advantages of feminism, which stripped away of its equality propaganda is the ability to provide men (or gay women) all the sex they want with no attached moral responsibility, reducing the priceless and venerated status of the female to a unisexual masturbation machine.
- You can fully explore the unlimited potential of every sexual endeavor imaginable, unfettered by the judgmental nannies who are trying to ruin your fun under the outrageous pretenses of preserving your honor and self-respect.
- You can start having sex at any age because virginity is not a real thing according to Planned Parenthood, and sexual activity is just another biological function that isn't any more significant than eating a good meal or having a satisfying bowel movement.
- You can bask in a society where no one belongs to anyone else, no one has to make or keep any promises, virtue is attached to body counts instead of abstinence, and life is just a parade of meaningless events that lead to each orgasm.
- You can live contentedly knowing that you were a part of the revolution that resulted in a world where all values were derived by subverting traditional values, and each successive generation after yours grows less numerous, more self-involved, more removed from their natural state, and less able to fight back against the elites who control all means of production and have no personal interest in living non-traditional lives themselves.
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